do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
Me cuddling with the person I like:Omg. This is so nice. Lets just hold each other forever and be next to each other. I just want to lay my head on your chest and listen to your heart. Nothing else needs to happen. This is so sweet and romantic. I love cuddling with you.
Me two minutes later:Lol screw this. Take your pants off.
does anyone else have those moments were you go to take a drink from a bottle and for some reason you just dont manage to get it in your mouth and it all dribbles down your chin and shirt and it’s that moment that makes you feel like you couldn’t be more of a failure than you are now