June 2012
118 posts
Ugh God really?
That girl in the “Your boobs go inside your shirt” meme is in ADPi.
…….why would you wear a shirt with your sorority’s name on it in pictures like that?
She is forever going to be known as THAT ADPi. Poor life decision on her part.
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
alllnight:
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
capitolgoods:
finnickysecrets:
It’s the 25th anniversary of Shark Week this year.
Do you know what that means?
QUARTER QUELL.
The part that scares me the most is that it’s been going on for 25 years already.
3 tags
Our Barndance was taken away?
And now it’s a Mallard Ball?
With a camo theme?
Yeah, no thanks.
I was really looking forward to Barndance too. I was told it was a lot of fun. But I guess it’ll have to wait until next year.
Guess I’m going ANYWHERE else that weekend.
Every day at work
whatshouldwecallme:
half of me is sappy and romantic and nice
and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted
i don’t understand
lookinforhotbf:
i want a boyfriend so i can just text him an be like im bored come have sex with me like how awesome would that be
HAHAHA, I wish it worked that way.
do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
WHEN I TALK SHIT WITH MY BEST FRIEND
howdoiputthisgently:
I want my first marriage to be my only marriage
Me cuddling with the person I like: Omg. This is so nice. Lets just hold each other forever and be next to each other. I just want to lay my head on your chest and listen to your heart. Nothing else needs to happen. This is so sweet and romantic. I love cuddling with you.
Me two minutes later: Lol screw this. Take your pants off.
one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people
WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS WATCHING A DISNEY MOVIE
howdoiputthisgently:
