June 2012
118 posts
Book club with authors
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
sodamnrelatable:
I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
via sodamnrelatable
quinn-fabgay:
Apparently when you’re at the front of a rollercoaster going up a hill isn’t the right time to shout back “Hey has anyone seen Final destination 3?”
“I think the reason why twentysomethings are so fixated on age is because we feel...”
– Why Do Twentysomethings Always Feel So Old | Ryan O’Connell (via kstewarts)
WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME IF I EVER FEEL EMBARRASSED BY...
howdoiputthisgently:
May 2012
213 posts
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no these are just gardening facts
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: Oh my god this blog is amazing! Me: lol Me:*scrolling* Me:lolol Me:*scrolling* Me:OMG WTF ROFL I’M DYING! Me: Oh wait, this is my blog.
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WHEN MY FRIEND IS RUDE TO ME
howdoiputthisgently:
When I say I\'m not going to drink that much
whatshouldwecallme:
nicolascagefanblog:
what is eurovision
is it like the hunger games
