End of the night after formal
collegegreeks: Expectation: Reality:
When a sketchy bro offers me a cup of sketchy...
collegegreeks: I’m just like
TRYING TO PUT MYSELF TO BED AFTER A NIGHT OUT
When someone tries to tell me Yoshi isn't the best...
TRYING TO WALK ON COBBLESTONES IN HEELS, WHILE...
WHEN MY ROOMMATE COCKBLOCKS ME
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty