May 2012
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My academic career
2005: Present:
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Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
silent-applause: A day? Pssh. More like 5 times an hour.
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when someone asks me why i'm so sarcastic...
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when someone is talking bad about one of my good...
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when a frat guy is flirting with me...
patheticlifestory: he’s all like… and i’m like…
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April 2012
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I've just seen a map of the United States.
kristincognito: babstheartist: sooolondon: mockinggrass: lovecomesyourway: toriathegadjeslayer: sub-brotality: voldemortoutbitches: HOW WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!? IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD: AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE BAM BOXES WHY HOW WHEN!?!?!?!?? um… EXCUSE ME. They’re called LIBERTY SQUARES crying omg omfg...
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“The newspaper headline screams: “Eighteen-Year-Old Slain by Husband after Giving...”
– Twilight and Philosophy, p.178 (chapter by Rebecca Housel)
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precums: i have so much work and i don’t want to do it
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Listenthefeltonarmy: I searched Shia LeBeouf in...
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cubic1es: if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
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Everyone can suck my dick
Yes, I realize you think I’m a dirty whore. What the fuck ever. Excuse me, sister Christian, but no one asked for your opinion or your judgement. Now go read your Bible and gossip about me with the rest of your church-y friends. Also, fuck you. I’m so sick of everyone judging me. It’s especially bad when my friends are starting to do it too. Like my GOOD FRIENDS. People...
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape
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“I’m going to kill myself”
– Me whenever I come across a moderate inconvenience  (via defeating)
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WHEN I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE...
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE:
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Everyone seems to be having the best week ever and...
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