I like how websites like Tumblr and Twitter call it "followers"
Because, yeah, on youtube people can “subscribe” to you. But it doesn’t compare to being FOLLOWED. When I think “subscribe” I simply think of someone just singing up for some weekly newspaper horoscope or some shit.
But admit it, when you see “______ is now following you”,
I just had a phone interview, and I fuckin’ ROCKED IT.
It’s for a nanny position this summer watching a 4yr old and a 2 month old, with REALLY GOOD PAY. (Full time, $10-$15/hr)
And I can still take my COM class and work at the pool (as much as I don’t want to) on weekends/days off.
I AM GOING TO MAKE BANK THIS SUMMER.
The best part about this is… DRUMROLL PLEASE……..
My dad said that if I made enough to make a down payment on a loan for a car (AKA like $3,000 or 25% of whatever car he wants me to get) HE WILL COSIGN AND I CAN GET A BRAND NEW CAR.
A BRAND NEW CAR THAT IS ALL MINEEEEEE!!!
MY. OWN. CAR. YOU GUISE.
This is so epic. Especially if you know my parents.
I mean, I’m pretty sure my life is going to suck this summer, since I’m not going to have a life at all. But I want money. And a car.
Another wonderful thing about this whole nanny thing: I also applied for 3 other nanny positions today. The one I interviewed for was just the first one that got back to me. The position I have my eye on—which pays for my gas and the money to take the kid wherever they want to go—hasn’t gotten back to me yet, but hopefully I get the one I interviewed for today or that one.
Preferably the one with the gas stipend, but I’m not going to complain.
HALLELUJAH LORD ALMIGHTY THANK YOU JESUS!
I might have a decent chance of having a good-paying job this summer! YAY!
Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love Harry Potter! Me: Fan: Me: Fan: Hello? Well I know you’ve been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I’ve been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I’ll just- Me: I’VE DONE MY WAITING. Fan: Wha- Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT. Fan: But it hasn’t even been ou- Me: IN AZKABAN.