I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple...– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via smited)
I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...– Barack Obama (via loveyourchaos)
tumbizlee: Holy shit… Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Lololol.
I brought my cat inside because my parents are in...
And he just discovered how mirrors work, I think. He could see me sitting on my bed though the reflection of my full length mirror on my closet door and it was the funniest thing ever. He like, looked behind the door looking for me and then saw me on the bed and freaked the fuck out. And now he’s sitting on my lap watching me type. So funny.
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Because I can.
capitolgoods: capitolgoods: Katniss: Peeta: Haymitch: Gale: Snow: Crazy Capitol surgeon: Peacekeeper: Capitol Citizen: Almost 3000 notes. Fuck logic.
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