January 2012
251 posts
“I’ve always wanted to not give a fuck. While crying helplessly into my pillow...”
– Allie (Hyperbole and a Half)
What it will be like on Tumblr if SOPA passes.
Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
Internet: We never left.
Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
Facebook: You're nearly there.
Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
Facebook: Until the end.
Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
Tumblr: Stay close to me.
Internet: Always.
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
I want a puppy.
flerdyblerb:
Or a kitten.
Any small adorable animal would do, really.
I’m partial to an adorable husky puppy. But anything fluffy will do.
