- put them around puppies
- give them free food
- cancel classes
you forgot free t-shirts
DID SOMEONE SAY FREE TSHIRTS
//see you may laugh but i was sitting here idly scrolling my dash during a break in my college class
and then i saw the phrase “free tshirts” and immediately scrolled back up excitedly like “FREE TSHIRTS I LOVE THOSE”
one word: extension
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline